With politics climbing to the top of our social agenda, here is a paraphrasing of how Pastor Dudley Rutherford opened up yet another brilliant sermon at Shepherd of the Hills Church this weekend:
If I were President...
First, I would make sure they open up an In-N-Out on every street corner.
Second, I would ban the use of 'Commitment to Excellence' in the Oakland Raiders organization.
Finally, I would make it a requirement for every elected government official to read the Bible daily.
And people wonder why I love church so much.