Sunday, September 14, 2008

If I were President...

With politics climbing to the top of our social agenda, here is a paraphrasing of how Pastor Dudley Rutherford opened up yet another brilliant sermon at Shepherd of the Hills Church this weekend:

If I were President...

First, I would make sure they open up an In-N-Out on every street corner.

Second, I would ban the use of 'Commitment to Excellence' in the Oakland Raiders organization.

Finally, I would make it a requirement for every elected government official to read the Bible daily.

And people wonder why I love church so much.