Hilarious article by MSNBC's Michael Ventry, especially for those who follow NFL news closely.
Some of his witty lines include:
- CBS is televising the Super Bowl. Millions of casual sports fans will tune in late because they mistakenly turned on Fox, saw a promo for “Prison Break” and assumed the Bengals were playing.
- Terrell Owens, in Florida for the week for a photo shoot, will accidentally get too close to a lagoon and will get swallowed by a crocodile. The crocodile will spit him out, then die.
- During a critical point in the fourth quarter, Peyton Manning will call a timeout so he can go make another commercial.
- The Indianapolis Colts are the visiting team, which means they’ll have to stay in a hotel and bus to the game. The Chicago Bears are the home team, meaning they get to stay at Shaq’s house.
