Thursday, January 25, 2007

41 things to watch for at Super Bowl XLI

Hilarious article by MSNBC's Michael Ventry, especially for those who follow NFL news closely.
Some of his witty lines include:
  • CBS is televising the Super Bowl. Millions of casual sports fans will tune in late because they mistakenly turned on Fox, saw a promo for “Prison Break” and assumed the Bengals were playing.
  • Terrell Owens, in Florida for the week for a photo shoot, will accidentally get too close to a lagoon and will get swallowed by a crocodile. The crocodile will spit him out, then die.
  • During a critical point in the fourth quarter, Peyton Manning will call a timeout so he can go make another commercial.
  • The Indianapolis Colts are the visiting team, which means they’ll have to stay in a hotel and bus to the game. The Chicago Bears are the home team, meaning they get to stay at Shaq’s house.